I’m Matt. I write about butts at BuzzFeed. I like brunch and cats and Hillary Clinton and Beyoncé and Internet. Be my friend. (And follow me on Twitter!)Tumblr (3.0; @mattbelly)http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38851167894951d0428e0965edb1392d/tumblr_mmyl8tnaGG1r4hqpno4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a16ccf06f3f0980a957e953dbb48eaf/tumblr_mmyl8tnaGG1r4hqpno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/267c71fdfe4ffec066c18b597c5ee2a8/tumblr_mmyl8tnaGG1r4hqpno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5532546b80bbcd5d25a8f72e2acd66c/tumblr_mmyl8tnaGG1r4hqpno3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef45bba09b86ec3bccf47a182599a005/tumblr_mmyl8tnaGG1r4hqpno5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>the <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-cats-you-meet-on-okcupid" target="_blank">creepiest cats</a> of ok cupid</p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50671273768http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50671273768Fri, 17 May 2013 16:07:00 -0400catsok cupidwhat is even happening<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/mattbelly/50594188731/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50594188731" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bowdowns.tumblr.com/post/50592047148/beyoncespenis-dragged-me-to-church" target="_blank">bowdowns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beyoncespenis.tumblr.com/post/50591941684/dragged-me-to-church" target="_blank">beyoncespenis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DRAGGED ME TO CHURCH</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5kvpJ9de1r4ghkoo1_250.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50594188731http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50594188731Thu, 16 May 2013 15:39:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fd14be05456f8c044593b39a2d45bff/tumblr_mmv1gso5Zm1rrfc5to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sanjista.tumblr.com/post/50544150770/melancholicmarionette-imagine-how-is-touch-the" target="_blank">sanjista</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://melancholicmarionette.tumblr.com/post/50524401018/imagine-how-is-touch-the-sky" target="_blank">melancholicmarionette</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Imagine how is touch the sky</p> </blockquote> <p>return here, please carts, i’m begging you</p> </blockquote>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50578469228http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50578469228Thu, 16 May 2013 10:45:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1bb2bdc84a7c665f2b6fa0f9417954a/tumblr_mmveiq9YSV1qf454qo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/346821bf7ab682c622141050551c74ce/tumblr_inline_mmwbfs2w2T1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50578293082http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50578293082Thu, 16 May 2013 10:41:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/237ed25538125f774c565644d1d2189d/tumblr_mmsswgZi621qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chrismohney.com/post/50493356461/its-going-to-be-a-beautiful-day-out-there-folks" target="_blank">chrismohney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s going to be a beautiful day out there folks!</p> </blockquote>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50496517307http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50496517307Wed, 15 May 2013 10:15:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28df8fcc442a46224e5511ac98183e25/tumblr_mmrc2fCSKf1qf454qo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50421447343http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50421447343Tue, 14 May 2013 10:41:17 -0400mmmyesgood<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdfbcd29f7de3593c2804f61c5b5cee5/tumblr_mmsj0me6jc1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>perfect catch</p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50420394969http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50420394969Tue, 14 May 2013 10:16:54 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/mattbelly/50388111070/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50388111070" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danieldempsey.tumblr.com/post/50377436758/my-dude-straight-loving-him-some-nsync" target="_blank">danieldempsey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My dude straight loving him some nsync.</p> </blockquote>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50388111070http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50388111070Mon, 13 May 2013 21:49:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aec9cbbdf826f98307e6d5f3d544a4c2/tumblr_mmjtljaL3O1s3v8rqo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57aef9514e4f7da94a7127877032d9d5/tumblr_mmjtljaL3O1s3v8rqo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/50090396419/friday-1" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fuckyeahdementia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>friday!!1!</p></blockquote>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50090991875http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50090991875Fri, 10 May 2013 10:50:46 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/mattbelly/50090815692/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50090815692" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="713" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>OH MY GOD.</p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50090815692http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/50090815692Fri, 10 May 2013 10:46:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la93ykcyNK1qa1msvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyberthug13.tumblr.com/post/49829476768/go-to-sleep-old-man" target="_blank">cyberthug13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>go to sleep old man</p> </blockquote>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49935979020http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49935979020Wed, 08 May 2013 11:02:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bdbd04e06774dcdf55480d07ed89616/tumblr_mmebum3JBh1qzwjhko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49801974023http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49801974023Mon, 06 May 2013 17:47:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91212dae64032cb24517c52a38db38d7/tumblr_mmecioVAkt1r4hqpno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Good question</p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49801915347http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49801915347Mon, 06 May 2013 17:47:00 -0400gay<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afaaf2da68e896101d017fb8e746258d/tumblr_mmconahMcP1qdszopo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2bce1f923491361bfd6836c2035b15e/tumblr_mmconahMcP1qdszopo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smilingemoticon.tumblr.com/post/49739051130/wake-me-up-wake-me-up-inside-i-cant-wake-up" target="_blank">smilingemoticon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>(Wake me up) Wake me up inside</em><br/><em>(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside</em><br/><em>(Save me)</em></p> </blockquote>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49785750344http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49785750344Mon, 06 May 2013 13:54:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdze4Tlof1qbg3vbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>never forget foxxy</p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49776672642http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49776672642Mon, 06 May 2013 10:57:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8dc6e2409f3fac33b085f25f3a4c94bb/tumblr_mm6mpoXaKX1qhvsjmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/279300617533fca7b739a0a65ad572fc/tumblr_mm6mpoXaKX1qhvsjmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf5410305d8a0294bd8e38dbb5d09869/tumblr_mm6mpoXaKX1qhvsjmo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ab0d3c2725dc0bf8f974371c6f8ebd7/tumblr_mm6mpoXaKX1qhvsjmo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>oh.</p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49523135818http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49523135818Fri, 03 May 2013 13:41:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6e2eb5f129a4353cc73b26168c4114c/tumblr_ml3kqpnsqp1qa5rnho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>THIS IS MY EVERYTHING.</p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49514313587http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49514313587Fri, 03 May 2013 10:49:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44d16a50c0efd46938f0f264ef35ce59/tumblr_mm2so9Sk4H1qfcdl6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9547fe140977bf8c11fdd87a31dd273/tumblr_mm2so9Sk4H1qfcdl6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slashcapades.tumblr.com/post/49267281522/babyjobo-the-buzzfeed-guys-have-totally" target="_blank">slashcapades</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babyjobo.tumblr.com/post/49266542721/the-buzzfeed-guys-have-totally-mastered-the" target="_blank">babyjobo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The BuzzFeed guys have totally mastered the sorority squat. Poor showing from the ladies though. And not a single skinny arm anywhere.</p> </blockquote> <p>Seriously, ladies. Shameful sorority squatting.</p> </blockquote>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49268095520http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49268095520Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:31:50 -0400oh my GODme<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3c767ba7b45b4fdef1a2ccfa376d338/tumblr_mm2swbtJF11r4hqpno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>also this was Darren Criss’s reaction to buzzfeed</p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49263887304http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49263887304Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:09:00 -0400darren criss<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9ab8550fe940713d8fe6e0aaffd13a9/tumblr_mm2rpv9A3f1r4hqpno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hello tumblr, darren criss came to buzzfeed today and posed with ryan gosling and everything is perfect</p>http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49262637560http://mattbelly.tumblr.com/post/49262637560Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:44:18 -0400darren crissryan goslingbuzzfeed