when someone tells me i fucked something up
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
eyelovecasey: This has always been and will always be my favorite Karen Walker moment.
When I see couples holding hands in public, I want to karate chop them both in the genitals.
parishillton: when you make a joke and the entire class laughs
me: *rolls over in bed to super comfy position*
alarm clock .0001 seconds later: *SCREECHES FROM THE FIERY PITS OF THE DEEPEST CIRCLE OF HELL*