April 2012
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when someone tells me i fucked something up
burgrs:
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
eyelovecasey:
This has always been and will always be my favorite Karen Walker moment.
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When I see couples holding hands in public, I want to karate chop them both in the genitals.
parishillton:
when you make a joke and the entire class laughs
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me: *rolls over in bed to super comfy position*
alarm clock .0001 seconds later: *SCREECHES FROM THE FIERY PITS OF THE DEEPEST CIRCLE OF HELL*
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